Not quite the ring of "Conjunction Junction", but it'll do.
So I read an article (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/diaper_free_babies) about parents who are potty training their children from birth. I think mom Lisa Bolcato says it best:
"They teach them from birth? Oh, my God!"
Man. I'm still only 60-40 when trying to interpret Will's cries.
And the countdown is on: only 30 days of formula left.
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Monday, August 27, 2007
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Know what sucks?
When your baby is sick. I'm assuming D-Dub has allergies or something--his nose has been running non-stop for two or three days now.
Do you know what happens when a not-quite-eleven-month-old has a nose that won't stop running and only one parent that's willing to do the nasal aspirator (or what we lovingly call the Snot Sucker)? That's right, children, mucus builds up.
Do you know what happens when you have an overflow of mucus and no way to get rid of it? The most high-volume, vile, disgusting colored upchuck this side of The Exorcist.
Pictures will up be up soon.
Do you know what happens when a not-quite-eleven-month-old has a nose that won't stop running and only one parent that's willing to do the nasal aspirator (or what we lovingly call the Snot Sucker)? That's right, children, mucus builds up.
Do you know what happens when you have an overflow of mucus and no way to get rid of it? The most high-volume, vile, disgusting colored upchuck this side of The Exorcist.
Pictures will up be up soon.
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