Note to all six-foot tall rabbits

Please do not stand up and try to take a fidgety toddler from his mother. You're a little frightening to start with and the threat of kidnapping just increases this fear ten-fold. If you would simply sit on your little bunny throne and allow the mother to place the child on your lap, things would go swimmingly.

Also, for anyone who cares, my son has learned to start the washing machine. Not just turn it on, but turn on the cycle and press start. I don't think his father knows how to do that.